Radio Detail
A series of experiments by the radio detail of the 329th while in Camp Custer, resulted in the construction of an entirely new and original apparatus which might aptly be styled, "a one-man portable radio set."
The radio sets of the allied armies retained a number of cumbersome features, chief of which were the bamboo poles, upon which the aerial is strung, and the necessary ropes and stakes which give the areal stability. The one-man radio set eliminated the poles altogether. An aerial made of brass strips was placed on the top of a derby hat and by means of straps a specially constructed storage battery and a small sending outfit was suspended from the operator’s shoulders and hung at his back. Another set of straps held a receiving apparatus, together with a sending key, directly in front of the operator. Laying a ground wire was a simple matter.
Thus the essentials of a radio station, the aerial, ground wire, receiving and sending features were combined, and the entire outfit weighed but fourteen pounds.
The arrangement as described was completed under the direction of Sergeant Charbineau and in a practical demonstration before Capt. Taylor and Lieut. Sargent, proved highly successful for short range work.
Detroit Electricians and Pont-a-Mousson Power
When the regiment moved into Pont-a-Mousson, no lighting facilities were to be found. Candles were not available and although lamps were plentiful, oil could not be purchased for love or money. It looked like we were up against it.
Upon investigation of the town, however, a small electric power plant was found located on a canal running into the Moselle river. Its power supply had evidently been augmented by some other source, but all connections were broken.
This discovery made, our electricians got busy and put the little plant into working order. Lines were run to the billets and offices, bulbs were secured from Nancy, and we had light.
"The Post-War Pont-a-Mousson Electric Company" was composed principally of two ex-Detroit electricians, Sgt. Frank M. Hydon and Corp. William D. McKellar. Their special duty status endowed them with a privilege, that of giving us light, and they took advantage of it. Without their works night life in Pont-a-Mousson would have been exceedingly dull.
WWI Soldier's Dictionary
Terms Even Noah Doesn’t Know
Barrage– Technically a sort o’ curtain of shells–but in this case something you never lay down without careful study.
F.A.–Field Artillery when we are–Fatigue Association when we’ve got Custer all policed up and are looking for new worlds to conquer–with shovel, broom or currycomb.
Police Duty –Something far removed from the ordinary bluecoat’s duties. Men used to it might come nearer to landing a job on a metropolitan "Clean-Up Squad." For, while on it, you’re liable to have to clean up anything. Usually associated with the old gag, "How’s business? Picking up?" Policing up around camp is one of the 329th’s neatest accomplishments.
K.P.– Kitchen police (usually falls on the same Sunday your pass does). As a K.P. you police up, clean up and eat up what the other boys leave.
S.P.–Stable police (used to last for a week in Custer; or longer than most city men will ever stay on a farm again). Admits you without fee to membership in the Humane Society and increases your love of the genus equus.
Mess-Old Army term. Inspired, no doubt, by the sight of some.
Slum–Cross between stew, a futurist landscape painting and utter culinary disgust.
Brig–The Cooler (you’re bound to cool down there)–the Old Cooties’ Home–the Guardhouse. Tuition free, ordinarily, though some prefer to contribute to The Fund For Fatigued Bankrolls upon entering. Note to Home Folks: Many of the letters you got from there were written by the Guard, not the Guarded.
Cootie–The Ford among troublesome insects. Frequently goes Over The Top–of our head–without Preparation, as we say in Artillery. Officially recognized by the U.S. Government to the extent of several Mobile Bath Units. Application is quite moving, at that.
O.D.–The color of the blouses and pants we read about. Also the Officer of the Day–the man who keeps the Sergeant of the Guard awake all night looking for an inspection.
Shavetail–Term originally applied to our friend the mule. Latterly used to denote a Second Lieutenant.
Dovetail–Misapplied term, because he is a peculiar species left hanging between a commission and an enlisted man’s rank. Some call them Third Lieutenants. Anyway, they went to officer’s school and qualified only to have that mean Kaiser quit.
B.C.–Battery Commander. Sometimes known privately as the Old Man, but generally saluted when you’re looking for a favor.
B.C. Detail –Composed of men who are too wise to work.
Goldbrick–May be used as an adjective or a noun. When applied to a job it means one void of any exertion except signing the pay-roll. Applied to individuals it is a little more harsh and means a camouflaged loafer. Derivation is obvious.
(So Many) Rounds Sweeping– Has nothing to do with the common and garden variety of broom. You do it to keep your shells from lighting all in one place, according to the papers.
Dud–A shell that fails to explode. A false alarm. Also the name of the 328 F.A. Year Book.
Up (So Much)—Down (So Much)– Not misplaced barroom language. Has to do with the -------
Corrector–The instrument you set fuses with so they won’t be instrumental in a --------..
Premature Burst –When a shell explodes before you want it to–going or coming. Also when the eggs you’ve paid steven francs a dozen for crack open in the water you’re soft-boiling them in.
Stripes–Rank insignias that make noncoms cocky. Two and you’re in a class with Napoleon (Wasn’t he once the Little Corporal?"). Three and you can butt into the mess in any place. Some places. The fatal rags that turn some good fellows into ugly bosses.
Noncom–Short for the goats between given authority and assumed. Corp. Davis of Battery A defines the species as Non-concerned Officers. He’s right when it comes to manual labor.
Top Kick –Top because he’s boss (straw variety) and kick because we frequently long to kick him as First Sergeant.
Oui! Oui!– Answer to all remarks directed to you in French. Warning! Don’t use it, however, when confronted with the statement "Tout Americans–millionaires!"
Fineesh– Answer given by all French storekeepers in response to a request for anything–to eat. Never appropriate at a banquet.
"Bull"–Used to mean idle language. Now "The Makin’s" as doled out by Uncle Sam in the name of smoking tobacco. No use carrying it home for Uncle Bill’s pipe–you won’t even get a draw.
Chow–Eats, regular or National Army. The edibles (?) prepared or merely canned., that taught us how to cultivate mess kit dexterity.
Sick Call –Many call but few get the desired answer. When we know we ought to get "Quarters" and get marked "Duty," with pills every three hours.
Plaster–Not what fall as on you from the ceiling of a shelled French billet–but the fine that knocks your (prospective) bankroll flat.
Buck Private –The tough and pack-hardened foundation upon which our army is built. Common but by no means ordinary soldier. The man who can never be convinced that a Noncom’s lot isn’t happier than his.
A.W.O.L. – Translated literally means Absent Without Leave. But translated into court martial terms it means a "plaster" at least.
S.O.L. – Two chaplains once got to arguing what this meant and when they asked a Buck Private to decide for them he got arrested for indecent disclosure. So we’ll say that it might mean Sweet On Lizzie or something indefinite like that.
Reading – Used to mean what it says. Now, refers to the exciting and sometimes not futile indoor sport of looking over your undershirt for cooties. You start at the bottom of a seam and read up and vice versa, etc., etc., punctuating with appropriate remarks.
Saumur Artillery School
Here in the days of old the Kings of Anjou flourished, died and left their mark on history and the landscape. High on the hill one of the largest and most impregnable of their strongholds still stands–the Chateau de Saumur—started in 900 and finished some time in 1400—a monument to feudalism and the patience of centuries. This castle has figured in romances of the Williamson quick-scenery type and still takes up considerable space in Baedeker’s guide, deservedly so. It is a marvel of masonry.
Built of cut stone on the sheer face of a cliff, it has all the features of legendary architecture, clear down to the dungeon with its torture rack and chute for the disposal of surplus corpses. There is the huge outer wall more than 200 feet high in places and wide enough on top for a wagon to pass. There is the provision tunnel, which drops 250 feet straight down from the courtyard and comes out 12 kilometers on the other side of the river. The immense inner court, the little village within the walls; the museum of antique treasures; the guest chambers, the tower, from which you can look down upon one of the prettiest valleys in Europe.
Over there is the Chateau du Suozay, where Margaret of Anjou ("the most unhappy of queens, wives and mothers") died in 1482. Yonder stands the Grande Dalman, a huge box mound of granite—in a land where there is no granite—said to have been erected by the Druids in the days of Very Old. Most every spire or ancient windmill had its story or its legend. And, curiously enough, practically every noticeable point in the landscape has its co-ordinates now and can be used in connection with artillery maneuvering or sketching, which brings us down to the burden of our story.
It was here in this history-laden country that our A.E.F. officer candidates went to school. Sixteen Three Twenty-Niners---all picked men---went there to learn artillery (better to get a grasp on the subject which is the deepest and most scientific in all modern warfare) and incidentally to uphold the reputation of the regiment. Not one of them fell down. Orders came along from Washington squelching commissions after the armistice, but they didn’t keep our boys from bringing home the equivalent.
The artillery school proper was located in what used to be the famous Saumur Ecolé de Cavalérie, the French school of equitation, famous internationally since the latter part of the eighteenth century. This was taken over by our Government along in January, 1918, and devoted to the diligent instruction of artillery. To begin with only a handful of officers were turned out monthly. By the time our men reached Saumur over 2,000 men were in training there and more than 600 being graduated every month.
There were two firing ranges, run at a cost approximately $30,000 a day; an immense topographical department, with all the equipment known to modern artillery; fleets of French camions for field service transportation; bicycles for the same purpose; teams and MATERIEL for mounted drill and maneuvers; a miniature range for firing practice; aerial photographic displays; an enemy MATERIEL exhibit; an electrically operated "Probable Error" marvel, etc., etc.
System and efficiency marked the place. Everything was run on a result-getting basis. Schedules for a week ahead showed exactly what was to be done and where classes, etc., would take place; and the schedules went through rain or shine. Candidates were grouped by divisions and instructed by sections---about twenty men to a section.
Men from all over the A.E.F. (and that, of course, means from all over the States) were studying there and "monkey-business" was not in the curriculum. Many of the brainiest men in the U.S. Artillery were instructing and lecturing there and it was our pleasure to know and receive instructions from some of the brightest and best known men France had in the war. For example, Captain Dreyfus, the man who invented "the study of probabilities" in artillery, practically, and who was the first to figure out the correct "dope" on the big gun Germany used on Paris.
Equitation, instead of being a nuisance, was a glorious pastime there. We couldn’t get half enough of it. In place of the conventional army "rabbit," we rode upon blooded racing steeds and famous French chargers, many of them trained to hurdle higher than it’s healthy to ride. Huge riding halls, covered with a foot and a half of powdered tanbark, were the scene of these activities. We ate in comfortable mess halls with sure ‘nuff dishes. Our barracks were kept clean by regulation FEMMES DU CHAMBRE.
We had our setting-up exercises under the snappiest British sergeant that ever bit off an order. He had been a physical instructor before the war and he could galvanize a wooden Indian into action.
We worked and studied; served the pieces and fired problems on the range. We did Italian resections, located gun positions by traversing, etc., etc. We got on friendly terms with goniometers, alidades, plane tables, firing tables, ballistics, probable errors, Phi, Omega and DVO. We picked beaucoup gun positions, solved many field problems and worked with full regimental liaison equipment and aeroplane co-operation. In brief, we had a liberal education in three months and they didn’t need to make us like it---even when the bottom dropped out of things on the 11th. The S.A.S. was a regular Alma Mater.
Following is a list of the 329th men who graduated from the Saumur Artillery School: Sgt.-Majors B.A. Balkwell and E. L. Convery, of Reg. Headquarters (Convery, by the way, took the "Flu" at school and was unable to complete his course); R.S.S. T.G. King and Sgt. Wm. R. Melton, of Battery B; Sgts. E.J. Schneller, Chas. C. Lockwood, and J.F. Schumaker, of Battery C; Sgts. F.G.Miles, Colin MacLachlan, L.M. Kells, and 1st Sgt. Atkinson, of Battery D; Sgt. Carl L.Hesse and Cpl. G.C. Channing of Battery E; and Sgt. F.G. Ruhl, of Battery F. Sgt. C.M. Eddy, of Battery B was transferred to this regiment from the Ammunition Train after he completed his course.
Over the Pond
Nothing in the entire war was more dramatically significant of "America’s Answer" to the autocratic powers of Central Europe than the spectacle of our convoy as it sailed down the harbor of New York, out into the sea. Single file they came, out past the girl every man left behind, under the warm sun of that July day. We took our last, long look at the good old Statue of Liberty, as we thought, "Who knows when we’ll see Her again."
To the onlooker this must have been a strange scene—this silent procession of transports with their grotesque colorings in camouflage, bent on the most serious business ever undertaken on the seas by such ships, moving calmly out onto the troubled waters of the Atlantic. The men on deck were quiet except for an occasional hand-wave to a passing freight-ferry or any one of the multitude of small fry that infest the harbor.
It was midafternoon when the convoy assumed a formation protected by a British cruiser and an American destroyer which took the lead, small sub-chasers describing a circle around the entire convoy and two seaplanes circling overhead. Taking in the whole scene we felt a thrill of pride which for the moment lifted us above the seriousness of the business in which we were soon to be engaged.
Our initiation as ocean travelers came rudely and abruptly. Scarcely had the afternoon wore away, when a storm began to rise and the ship to roll. That was a sad night for most of us and one that brought wonderful and terrible sights with the coming of day; but we pass it by, seasickness being something it isn’t even pleasant to laugh about afterwards. By noon it was fairly calm again, and it wasn’t long before the boys were back in little harmony groups again singing as though they hadn’t lately prayed for sudden death.
They sang out into the clear air of the sea and their harmony penetrated to the very stokeholes. It could be heard no matter where you went. It was the best expression these blithe fellows could give of their determination to "Carry On." They sang the lullabies of Old Kentucky, the old time love songs and the popular soldier songs of the day—while they watched the sunset out on the deep. Beautiful thing, that sunset! A sort of purple hush on the restless main; a subtle confounding of those countless mysteries which are the sea.
A stir that might have lasted an hour, seeking places to hang hammocks, and we were dreaming of those we had left at home. Many slept on the deck, reveling in the tang of sea air, and a few stragglers leaned on the rail and looked out into space for hours. Sleep did not appeal to them. The water looked cold and even defiant as each wave hurled itself against the ship, but the steady pulsations of the engine below gave an assurance of progress. The warmth of the smoke stack was quite friendly to the guard as the wind blew colder. Down below a thousand hammocks swung in cadence with the roll of the ship. By the third day we were all pretty well seasoned to ocean travel.
Nearly every one of the eleven days was calm and the weather continued fine. It grew monotonous at length, for nothing exciting occurred except the appearance of a whale and a sunset exhibition by a school of porpoises. There was quite a flutter when Jonah’s friend appeared. He rose to the top as cautiously as any sub, but when he blew a spout of water into the air we hailed him gleefully as a deep sea performer we’d always wanted to see. Swimming in pairs and squads, the porpoises would put on their spectacular leaps for us, and it got to be great sport for all to yell "Ah-h-h-h" in chorus as they’d rise up gracefully and plunge.
Once in a while our vessels would signal each other with their whistles (ours was the first convoy, incidentally, to use whistle signals), or salute a returning ship. When we first heard this we rushed on deck. Surely there must be a submarine in sight at last. But no sub came. There was a feeling of disappointment which is hard to understand. We should , of course, have been glad that we were still safe; but perhaps this is just one of those little psychological observations which show best the spirit of these men. There is a saying that the Yanks use a lot and there is nothing that they say among themselves that better shows the kind of men they are. It is "Let’s Go!" If the vessel slowed down or got behind for any reason, either to take another position in the convoy or to make some strategic move which would mislead pursuers, we would all be on edge and want to get off and walk. It was an expression of the Yankee spirit of "get there." The same spirit carried these men across the Pond, across England, through France and across No Man’s Land. Every creak of a rope, every click of a rail, the rumble of caissons over the road, everything that spoke of motion was music to their ears.
One bright morning the mountains along the Irish coast came into view—our first glimpse of the Old World. Looking out on our fleet, we thought of the days we had spent with our course set—however zig-zag in its windings—toward these hills. At last we had them in view, and subconsciously we gave credit to those men who mapped that great highway of civilization, who sailed for days, weeks or months straight towards a goal beyond all vision, who in the darkest night could tell just where they were. To those who have never been on the ocean before there is a spell in its rolling waves. There appears in our imagination the great navies which have disputed the control of these waters that never rest—the pirate fleets of such as Captain Drake—and the little trio that came across to discover our fair land for freedom’s sake—not forgetting the Vikings with their sturdy oarsmen whose fame is written in the folk lore of their hardy country.
But these hills upon the horizon are still a long way off and the topic of the moment is, "How long will it take us to reach land?" All day we sailed and gradually they grew larger and a long range came into view as we set out northward to make our way into the Irish Sea. Another day and we awoke with a heavy fog around us. The outlines of the other boats were scarcely discernible for hours. When the curtain lifted the scene had changed. The sun did not shine till well in the afternoon, but we had friends. Scattered in every direction and tearing up the waters with a wake that streamed far back on their circling path came the British destroyers that were to "tuck us in." We rose to our feet and cheered a mighty cheer. The appearance of these racy boats was as inspiring a sight as we had witnessed so far. Their long, rakish hulls, low in the water, and their sprightly maneuvering showed that they had been designed for their one purpose in life–action. Their snow-plow bows cut the water like razors. Four big stacks gave the impression of power. As one approached us a signalman whipped out the word "L-I-V-E-R-P-O-O-L."
Again the fog fell. The night dragged interminably, as we rolled in the mist at half speed. All night the whistles blew and the sirens howled to prevent collision. Sleep was well nigh impossible. The clamor brought to us for the first time some realization of the lurking dangers of the sea. Very early we came to a standstill. The water was still. The rolling motion, which had become almost second nature to us by now, ceased. We must have made the harbor. Morning—and still the fog, but finally the sun broke through and we found ourselves riding close up to the floating docks of the largest seaport in the world—Liverpool.
PVT. LEWIS G. WILLS, Battery A
Quick Watson, Life Buoy!
"Take goin’ down there. That was regular enough. We fell in—same old squads left—and marched down the street, clean duds in hand or under the raincoat, depending upon how much rain you was absorbin’. Funny lookin’ places we stopped at, though. I began to wonder then.
"It was just any French house on the street. There was one of them high gates though and we went through that—after hearin’ that we’d go upstairs and undress. What-da-yah-mean, upstairs? Oh yeh, the rickety ones, leadin’ up into an attic where some of the gang is billeted. After we undress here where do we go? (I wasn’t the only Unwashed that was wonderin’ that.)
" ‘Line up,’ says the Top, ‘towels in hand—an’ soap. We’re going down again.’ Where, man? WHERE? We’re NAKED—we’re as we is! All right, I’ll shet up. Twenty-four at a time? I’M here. Br-r-r-r! Let’s GO!
"Well, down we goes finally, shiverin’ and steppin’ high. Out into the back court-yard—or whatever you calls one of them Frog back yards. The rain fell plumb on us then. It was winter in the middle of February. My cold was downright happy. But some sort of infernal machine was makin’ an awful racket. (I later noticed it was a rovin’ tankcar, heatin’ the water with gas and pumpin’ it with the engine power. There’s some as argues that the water had joined the Anti-Cootie League, formed after the finee of Booze.)
"Anyhow, the next thing after that dash was, ‘Leave your towels here!’ Which we did in a matchbox of a room with no nails on the walls and water on the floor. Then into the shower room proper, as the Chaplain would say. Twenty-four of us fit into it like suckers in a sardine can. But we got in—and was looking up at the framework of pipes above when some guy yells, ‘Look out! Here she comes!’ (No ‘On the way’ or nothin’.) And come she did, cold as Havre, Montana, and fast as Niagara. But we stuck, rememberin’ about the five-minutes-only order—which I forgot to mention—and hopin’ it would get hot. It did. Toot sweet----Damnhot.
"Whereupon there was a medley of arms, feet an’ yells, such as mingles only in the life of a soldier. Every man-Yank of them was workin’ like mad to see how much he couldn’t miss.
"An’ jes as I got the soap lathered good in my hair, off she goes. Great guns, man on the fawcet, this is awful. Succor! Kamerad! There’s dirt on me yet—beaucoup layers of it—an’ Lifebuoy in me eyes! She’s comin’ on again? Um-well, that’s better. We’re to soap up now, savin’ water, eh? That leaves me a lather ahead—me bein’ already soaped.
"Suffering bobcats, my eye! The other one now! I’m growin’ wilder every bubble * * * Ah, THERE she comes again! Good old water! What? She ain’t dying down? She’s fineesh? Sanctum mazookum—and some bird just asked me if I liked the army—
"Who’s got me towel? I’ll DO it–the Chaplain will have another ceremony—that’s it in the mud on the floor? !!!??( )!!%Damn! Run for it an’ get out of the cold an’ rain? Man, what care I if it pluieves all over me."
